Punk Heroes Privacy Policy (Corporate Parody Edition)

(Because the suits say we need one)

Welcome to Punk Heroes. By “using this service” (a.k.a. listening to our podcast), you agree to… absolutely nothing shady.

Data Collection (Or Lack Thereof)

Unlike every mega-corp out there, we’re not here to mine your data like some dystopian tech overlord. We don’t want your birthday, your shoe size, or your mother’s maiden name.

Emails: If you send us one, we’ll keep it so we can respond. Then we’ll probably forget it exists after a while.

Analytics: Our hosting site counts listens. It’s numbers, not dossiers.

Data Sharing (Ha!)

We share your data with:

Nobody

Still nobody

Seriously, nobody

Your Privacy Rights

You have the right to:

Rock out without being tracked.

Unsubscribe at any time without 14 confirmation screens.

Tell us to delete your info—and we’ll actually do it.

Security

Your data (what little there is) is stored behind reasonable digital locks. We’re not Fort Knox, but we’re also not leaving your info in a shoebox under a leaky amp.

Policy Updates

If we ever update this, we’ll tell you plainly. No legalese, no hidden clauses, no selling out.